When one begins to turn in bed, it is time to get up.

Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must.

Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth.

We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France.

I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but by God, they frighten me.

All the business of war, and indeed all the business of life, is to endeavour to find out what you don't know by what you do; that's what I called 'guess what was at the other side of the hill'.

The hardest thing of all for a soldier is to retreat.

Educate men without religion and you make them clever devils.

An extraordinary affair. I gave them their orders and they wanted to stay and discuss them.

I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.

The British soldiers are fellows who have all enlisted for drink. That is the plain fact - they have all enlisted for drink.

Making excuses is one of a host of self-defeating behaviours and mental patterns that can block your success.

...being Latino means being from everywhere, and that is exactly what America is supposed to be about.

This life is YOURS. Only YOU can live your life to the FULLEST. So OWN it!

Evolution is unproved and unprovable. We believe it only because the only alternative is special creation, and that is unthinkable.

If you think all the time every day of your life, you might as well kill yourself today and be happier tomorrow.

Since everything is God and everything contains God, you see God in everything, everything is a step towards liberation.

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.

He who fights with priests may make up his mind to have his poor good name torn and befouled by the most infamous lies and the most cutting slanders.

A vegan who beats his wife is far further down the ethical ladder than a meat eater who's kind to his children.

As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole.