When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion.

You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

France bleeds, but liberty smiles, and before the smile of liberty, France forgets her wound.

Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. Nor was it wise to tempt angels, even of the fallen sort.

Yoga makes me feel really sexy.

Bayesian statistics is difficult in the sense that thinking is difficult.

One of the main points about travelling is to develop in us a feeling of solidarity, of that oneness without which no better world is possible.

I love the idea of books being more than books, or being, rather, something other than books.

If you're presenting yourself with confidence, you can pull off pretty much anything.

You have to be a little crazy to be a downhill skier.

My mother never stagnated in a place where she said, I have it all.

Everything for me is visual. That's just how my head works.