When people ask me if I have any spare change I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Love is the ecstasy of life.

Those who think life is a competition become corrupt.

Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him...

It has been known for many years that a subset of the population cannot tolerate the radiation emitted by transmitting utility meters and sickness results in these people.

It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.

I really don't think that the Oscar changed my career much because I didn't want it to.

No freedom til we're equal...damn right I support it.

Jesus made it clear that the most important thing in the world is our relationship to God and to others. When we achieve that, everything good will follow.

I recommend the same therapies for all humans with HIV. There is no reason to believe that physiologic responses to therapy will vary across lines of class, culture, race or nationality.

There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.