When people make the mistake of underestimating me, that's when they are really in for their biggest surprise.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Believe in God, the Creator of all possibilities.

ThatNeed to knowYour enemyTo surviveIs bitter.

There will always be something a little off, but like a three-legged dog, you’ll learn to walk again.

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

When you're interviewing someone, you're in control. When you're being interviewed, you think you're in control, but you're not.

That s the problem I ve been choosing male names. You are a she! [To Saphira, while trying to choose her name.]

When I got into rap I didn't exactly win any popularity contests. I called myself Dee Dee King, after B.B. King, to the total dismay of my fellow Ramones.

It's their skins I'm peeling," she said. "The skins of the insipid scribblers, which I graft to the page, creating monsters of meaninglessness.

I hope that something better comes along.