When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Love finds beauty in the midst of ugliness and makes the journey of life worthwhile.

I'm not proud to admit I once owned a fringed cowgirl jacket.

I never say I have a preference for one medium as opposed to another.

The Constitution does not just protect those whose views we share; it also protects those with whose views we disagree.

I am always really buzzed after each performance, and at around one in the morning, Ill hit a brick wall and need to sleep.

Ignorance is a self-generating state of mind; one of its characteristics is that it doesn't recognize itself as ignorance.

It takes great generosity to accept generosity.

It's a thrill to be a fan amongst fans.

The Ego is an exquisite instrument. Enjoy it, use it--just don't get lost in it.

In breif Sermone ane pregnant sentence wryte.