When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Don't be fooled... If they gossip to you, they'll gossip about you.

The vessel dies, but the Spirit lives on.

At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out.

I love cold, rainy weather.

The focus of environmental ethics should indeed be on the virtues and how these inform our relationship to natural environments.

He had possessed the arrogance of a tall member of a short race, with no obligation save to be tall.

She's a fighter, and she does the long program well, so we'll see how it turns out. And in figure skating, it's never over until the fat lady sings.

They say the good die young, so the bad die old. Guess we somewhere in the middle, so just pray for my soul.

I mean, Manhattan is cool. But weird parts, I like that. Jamaica, Queens, that's great.

I think we are in a time where the youth play such a huge role. It's up to us to go the extra mile to vote and raise our voices.