When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Wisdom is the spine of a business, money is its oxygen, and God is its strength and life.

Much of the most important evils that mankind have to consider are those which they inflict upon each other through stupidity or malevolence or both.

The mark of community is not the absence of conflict. It's the presence of a reconciling spirit.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

The colored folks been singing it and playing it just like I'm doin' now, man, for more years than I know. I got it from them.

if a man would make his world large, he must be always making himself small.

Cruelty, as a fine art, has attained its perfect flower in the trained-animal world.

It is the function of art to carry us beyond speech to experience.

I just have an inability to lie.

India is the Saudi Arabia of 21st century.