When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Civil Wars happen when the victimized are armed. Genocide happens when they are not.

The world may not care about you! Cope with this fact! Stand strong like a rock! Keep walking

Tea. I find that both settles the stomach and concentrates the mind. Wonderful drink, tea.

Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.

Such poopitations of the heart as you would not believe.

My parents were big supporters of me going to college. It was the right thing for me to do. But it was the toughest decision I had to make.

That's life again. We can't decide what we like.

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

I had not read George Eliot, so read a few. I felt ashamed I hadn't read "Middlemarch" before.