When publicly censured our first instinct is to make everybody a codefendant.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

If you think about someone you've loved and lost, you are already with them. The rest is just details.

We are going to change the way young people think about fitness.

Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life.

We have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the powerful society, but upward to the Great Society.

If you haven't time to help youngsters find the right way in life, somebody with more time will help them find the wrong way.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.

Nothing which does not transport is poetry. The lyre is a winged instrument.

Bad habits die hard...........❤ #livingforlove ❤ #rebelheart

Your word is the power that you have to create

It was brief, swift, and then it was done. It was a professional job. I needed to be kissed, and I was kissed.