When push-off comes to shove-off, a man must have a reason to get out of bed in the mornings, something more than the threat of bedsores, at any rate.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

A child learns to be guilty when he is punished and scolded for damaging material objects

In Nature there are no good or bad outcomes -- only consequences.

when you are a child you unconsciously adopt certain beliefs. Yet, there comesthe necessity to upgrade these beliefs as you grow older.

The aim of law is the maximum gratification of the nervous system of man.

I tell young players who want to be coaches, who think they can put up with all the headaches and heartaches, can you live without it? If you can live without it, don't get in it.

I prefer to write and draw in the privacy of my home and with total freedom and then take it to the lion's den.

[I]n principle and in practice, in a right track and in a wrong one, the rarest of all human qualities is consistency.

It is something, I thought, when a king can put a courtesan to the blush.

Word I was in my life alone, / Word I had no one left but God.

No one should have a key that turns a billion locks. It shouldn't exist.