When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Be yourself. An original is always worth more than a copy.

In medical science, as in daily life, it was unwise to jump to conclusions

And for once i didn't look back.

A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.

The truth is, writing and directing are two very different jobs. They're not even remotely the same job. It took me a while, as a director, to understand that.

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.

The only continent with a growth rate lower than Europe is Antarctica.

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

Art is good, bad, boring, ugly, useful to us or not.

I am a one success man.