When she spoke again it was in the thin, careful and above all brave voice of someone who has pulled themselves together despite overwhelming odds but might let go again at any moment.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

To create happiness all around, be loving to all.

we're only ever limited to our own beliefs

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.

Come Senators, Congressman, please heed the call, don't stand in the doorway, don't block the hall.

Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.

I don't know why it's difficult to admit that I miss you.

I want to be 82 and doing movies with Paolo Sorrentino where people are like, "This is gold."

Sleep my friend, and you will see that dream is my reality.

I never put myself on another level and that's done well for me. Just spending time with fans and acting normal and talking to them just like I was one of their boys, that's what it's all about.

Money is power, and you ought to be reasonably ambitious to have it.