When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

Till I have your disposition, your goodness, I never can have your happiness.”~ Jane Austen (Pride & Prejudice)

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.

What cannot be talked about cannot be put to rest. And if it is not, the wounds will fester from generation to generation.

You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your uncle George was living much less when he's dead.

It's a band singing on how metal should be played, the effect it has on the band and its listeners.

As you feel more and more love, begin to smile, let go, be free.

Celebrate even small victories.

A lot of times I talk to people, they say they don't trust the doctors, they don't trust the hospitals and that kind of stuff. Well, if you go to the hospital, you've got to trust somebody.

I would rather put out two year-defining songs a year than flood the market with eight or nine songs.