When some one reminded him that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, "And I sentenced them to stay at home."

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

In the end, if we don't have God we don't have anything other than an end.

Create a Piracy Free World fora Creative Tomorrow

A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way to go after each holiday. It is the key to fighting high blood pressure, heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses.

... America is the greatest humiliator in existence. It is always cultivating the power you get from humiliating others.

Even though I love fashion, I prefer people to fashion. Fashion is to make the person comfortable in her body, it’s not something very serious, you get to play.

Disagreement is something normal.

I love the expression 'makes your skin crawl,' because when you have that sensation while you're watching something, it really does.

You can't live wrong and pray right.

The best advice I've ever got is to be yourself. Stay true to who you are and what you stand for and you'll go far in life.

True friends, like ivy and the wall Both stand together, and together fall.