When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this so I like it and ruin it." Nothing is ever broken.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.

And therefore, Uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that [Christmas] has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!

It is good to know what a man is, and also what the world takes him for. But you do not understand him until you have learnt how he understands himself.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

Heaven hears and pities hapless men like me, For sacred ev'n to gods is misery.

Jesus never discipled one-on-one.

What I write could only be called poetry because there is no other category to put it.

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

I'm surrounded by good people. That's the measure of a good life. All the rest is flotsam.

Eradicate self-justification. Then alone can you annihilate your ego.