When someone like Brian Oldfield can beat me, I will retire.

Mother Goose!I have never much cared for flippant remarks, especially when others make them, and in particular, I don't give a frog's fundament for them when they come from an adult.

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.

I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep you annoying little brats around."I feel so wanted. Thanks.

The first step to boosting your income is to identify where your passion lives and to be true to it.

I'm sitting here watching Hannah Montana, so I'm not going to annihilate 4.3 million Pakistanis without hearing directly from someone whose authority I recognize!

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

Obama's explanation for the slowdown in economic growth is that the public sector is hurting, and that's where Washington must step in and act.

I love my job so much, and not everyone can say that and I recognize how lucky that is.

A woman uses about 20,000 words per day while a man uses about 7,000.

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.