​When suddenly you find yourself on the wrong highway, perhaps it's time for a new job, or some new friends. It's your life - live it.

​To go where you're wishing you could go, first you must tie your shoes and step off the porch.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Relationships are like apples: they can be sweet and satisfying. But once you bite into a bad one, it's hard to go back to the barrel again.

​Live the truth and everything else will fall into place.

Don't judge people you don't know. You have no idea what they've been through, and you may waste an opportunity to make a new friend.

​Life is a series of highs and lows. The trick is to tip the balance in your favor by following your heart and taking some risks.

As we age, the bright light of youth either burns out or burns stronger - it's our choice.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Point your feet in the direction you want to go and your life will follow.

Try saying hello to someone who wouldn't expect you to - today would be good.

Autobiography begins with a sense of being alone. It is an orphan form.

Read good books to improve your life.

Face your fears or they will climb over your back.

The most considerable difference I note among men is not in their readiness to fall into error, but in their readiness to acknowledge these inevitable lapses.

No one can rightly call his garden his own unless he himself made it.

Things don't have to be sane when they're normal.

Champagne... the wine of kings, the king of wines

And there's no getting around the fact that all life lives at the expense of another life.

Oxytocin is a Teflon hormone - bad news rolls off it.

I was always more interested in being a woman first and an advertising person second.