When the Lord's white sheep become dirty gray, all black sheep feel more comfortable.

Christians, like snowflakes, are frail, but when they stick together they can stop traffic.

At the rate America is decaying morally, we shall have to change our national symbol from an eagle to a vulture.

The devil is not fighting religion. He´s too smart for that. He is producing a counterfeit Christianity, so much like the real one that good Christians are afraid to speak out against it.

Satan is not fighting churches; he is joining them. He does more harm by sowing tares than by pulling up wheat. He accomplishes more by imitation than by outright opposition.

It is not our business to make the message acceptable, but to make it available. We are not to see that they like it, but that they get it.

A preacher should have the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros. His problem is how to toughen his hide without hardening his heart.

If you are a Christian, you are not a citizen of this world trying to get to heaven; you are a citizen of heaven making your way through this world.

Salt seasons, purifies, preserves. But somebody ought to remind us that salt also irritates. Real living Christianity rubs this world the wrong way.

The primary qualification for a missionary is not love for souls, as we so often hear, but love for Christ.

Salvation is a helmet, not a nightcap.

There’s too much risk in loving, ’the young boy said, ‘no, ’said the old man, ‘there’s too much risk in not.

Hiding in His service.

Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

A lot of my fears and anxieties are the fears and anxieties of a six-year-old boy. When I finally confront them, they're really small.

People are dying in vain because America isn't holding their end of the bargain up, as far as giving freedom and justice, liberty to everybody. That's something that's not happening.

I'm the least sexy person in real life.

What was it that drew you back? My marvellous personality, I suppose? Or my sparkling conversation?

A Scorpio, it's just about peeling back the layers. And I'm always surprised at myself-there's a lot under there.

We are born of risen apes, not fallen angels.

There's not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.