When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.

If religious instruction were not allowed until the child had attained the age of reason, we would be living in a quite different world.

Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.

Religion is poison because it asks us to give up our most precious faculty, which is that of reason, and to believe things without evidence. It then asks us to respect this, which it calls faith.

Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence.

Human beings are pattern-seeking animals who will prefer even a bad theory or a conspiracy theory to no theory at all.

I learned that very often the most intolerant and narrow-minded people are the ones who congratulate themselves on their tolerance and open-mindedness.

High moral character is not a precondition for great moral accomplishments.

What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Why do humans exist? A major part of the answer: because Pikaia Gracilens survived the Burgess decimation.

The only real radicalism in our time will come as it always has—from people who insist on thinking for themselves and who reject party-mindedness.

If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

I imagine music sitting in a chair across from me saying "and how does that make you feel?".

All Advertising is essentially a promise of future happiness.

That is — your friend?" "Philtatos, " Achilles replied, sharply. Most beloved.

You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight.

I think my mother was very spiritual.

When you open your Bible, God opens His mouth.

Mine be a cot beside the hill; A bee-hive's hum shall soothe my ear; A willowy brook, that turns a mill, With many a fall shall linger near.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.