When the United States of America does things in its best interests, it is hated. I'm sorry, that just ticks me off.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Why do some people stop growing at age 30, just going from work to the couch and television, when others stay vibrant, curious, almost childlike into their nineties?

Evil Dead film sounds like the Red Hood, but this time the bad red hood.

Never allow anyone to convince you into believing that your weren't brought into this life to experience a life of massive success and unconditional happiness.

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

Spying on people by magic is the same as spying on them in any other way.

I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.

Beware of suretyship for thy best friend; he that payeth another man's debt seeketh his own decay.

Please don't look at me as if you had a source of income other than your salary.

Only those who dare may fly

Dark, dark! The horror of darkness, like a shroud, wraps me and bears me on through mist and cloud.