When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.

The new national campfire - radio.

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

What I like most about change is that it's a synonym for 'hope'. If you're taking a risk, what you are really saying is, 'I believe in tomorrow and I will be the part of it.

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.

Only dead fish swim with the stream all of the time.

There are two types of change: the change we choose and the change that chooses us.

...I will not allow books to prove any thing.""But how shall we prove any thing?""We never shall.

You are pitiful, isolated individuals! You are bankrupts. Your role is played out. Go where you belong from now on – into the dustbin of history!

Don’t get me wrong. Government Contracting is difficult, but the help you give the government makes our country strong.

Misfortune is the best fortune. Rejection by all is victory.

Where there is a mother in the home, matters go well.

Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck." Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck.

Jesus Christ is too important to be left to the theologians.

To get nominated by the Republican Party you've got to be pretty reactionary, really.

The profits of oil, coal, and natural gas companies will have to yield to the imperative of sustaining life on earth.

We are alienated, so alienated that the self must disguise itself as an extraterrestrial in order not to alarm us with the truly bizarre dimensions that it encompasses.