When the author walks onto the stage, the play is over

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I don't profess any religion

I owe everything I am and everything I will ever be to books.

There are few better ways to get to know how a species thinks than to learn their art.

Thoughts which are mixed with any of the feelings of emotions, constitute a "magnetic" force which attracts other similar, or related thoughts.

Forgiveness is the finding again of a lost possession.

To do your own work well, whether it be for life or death.

I may not believe in life after death, but what a gift it is to be alive now.

On the Internet you get continuous innovation, so every year the streams are a little better.

Joy is my energy and energy is my powerhouse.

Each individual Christian and each new age of the Church has to make this rediscovery, this return to the source of Christian life.