When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Look closely at your greatest thoughts about yourself. That's your future.

Death has nothing to do with going away.The sun sets.The moon sets.But they are not gone.~Rumi

See, this is the thing.” He leans closer. “Me kissing you, you disappearing, that’s my nightmare.

It is not fools that I seek to address.

People from the rock and roll world have felt for years that electronic music had no soul, but now electronic music can not only have soul but have all the shapes in the world.

It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

The more virtuous any man is, the less easily does he suspect others to be vicious.

Every utopia - let's just stick with the literary ones - faces the same problem: What do you do with the people who don't fit in?

Whatever the truth is, I don’t see how it will help me get food on the table.