When the enemy of my enemy is willing to use plasma weapons inside a hotel, I think I can do better than stupid aphorisms, General.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn

Where's your sense of adventure?It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi.-Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn

Ennesby, get the Serial Peacemaker to the beach for dustoff.""Dustoff? You're going to run away from three guys?""No, I'm going to kill or capture those three guys, and then run away from the Police.

Technically, you don't pay me.And technically, most of what I do is "think."I...rrr. ummm.And when you get right down to it, I'm better at it than you are.-Ennesby & Captain Tagon

Yes, but none of them can steal my ship.None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time.

Ow. Stop that. It hurts my brain.Isn't your brain distributed through your entire body?See why I want you to stop with the doublethink?-Sergeant Schlock & Captain Tagon

When you scratch these guitars, they bleed.

The proof that the little prince existed is that he was charming, that he laughed, and that he was looking for a sheep. If anybody wants a sheep, that is a proof that he exists.

Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.

I always feel that art in general and acting in particular should make the audience a little uncomfortable, to slap them and wake them up.

The ability to help the people around me self-actualize their goals underlines the single aspect of my abilities and the label that I value most—teacher.

I believe there are people out there that just have a warrior spirit, whether it's fighting or something, they've got to do it. It's hard to identify with me; it's just something I do.

The existence of the Bible is the greatest blessing which humanity ever experienced.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I started playing bass for the same reason everyone else does – I’m a lousy guitarist.

Fiction takes us to places that we would never otherwise go, and puts us behind eyes that are not our own.