When the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a million pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.

You see dear it is not true that woman was made from man's rib she was really made from his funny bone.

Do not, under any circumstances, put this book down and turn on the teevee.The teevee debilitates our culture.

Everything starts from inside of us, then comes outside of us.

If the Lord's people were only half as eager to be filled with the Spirit as they are to prove that they cannot be filled, the church would be crowded out.

I'm just a loud Irish guy.

I hate my stomach. It's impossible to get it flat, and the area around my belly button drives me crazy.

Your marriage moves toward a state of isolation. Unless you lovingly and energetically nurture your marriage, you will begin to drift away from your mate.

This Christmas and every Christmas will be richer by sharing and enjoying gifts that cannot be held but only felt.

If you're going to make a musical, don't cartoon it from the play. Make it better than the play. Have a reason for making it sing.

Gossip is one thing, hurtful gossip is completely another, and even in high school we weren't THAT mean.

I'm an eternal optimist with a small degree of cynicism.