When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

Hey, is this room out of bounds?

Life is too short for mean anxieties.

Generally, if I can't be true to the creator's intention and spirit, I will probably shy away from working on a character.

The best-dressed man is an Italian who is trying to look English, or an Englishman who is trying to look Italian.

Words without action are like wheels without traction. It is how you live that counts.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

To steale the Hog, and give the feet for almes. [To steal the hog, and give the feet to alms.]

I always see myself as, like, equal to everyone.

God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.