When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Now according to German logic, a declaration of war was found to be unnecessary because of imaginary bombings

I'm going to lie down. Please wake me up in a couple of don't.

Born on the ground. Live in the air!

I’m not going to be part of this, ” said Leo. He opened his hand and dropped the flowers. Fragrant, obedient, they beheaded themselves on Saina’s salvaged-wood floors.

Americans have always welcomed people of all backgrounds, religions, and races. It's a spirit of tolerance, now energized and amplified by the cult of multiculturalism.

There is a sort of theory that you should adapt bad books because they always make more successful films.

People are taught to fear god. They are taught to fear everything. It has become such a natural state that no one questions it.

Giving someone the freedom to take responsibility releases resources that would otherwise remain concealed.

The more you socialize the costs of personal liberty, the more license you give others to regulate it.

Life is not theory. It is reality, with inherent duties to everything and everyone.