When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

The gray has no chance against that smile. It vanishes in a wonderful haze of bright color.

God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.

In everyday life, I like APC, Isabel Marant, but I also like Zara. It depends how I'm feeling on the day. I like clothes that have a certain strength to them - simple but graphic.

I have long believed that sacrifice is the pinnacle of patriotism.

Thinking that what you want equals what's best for you is a dead end.

one can never be sure whether it's good poetry or bad acid

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

All great Truth first starts as Blasphemy.

When somebody tells me I cannot do something, that's when I do it.

My religious point of view is something I can't talk about. It goes against my belief system to talk publicly about my own spiritual beliefs.