When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

I watched, hoping she wouldn't come out too broke. It's all you can do for people sometimes, no matter how much you love them.

I do want people to see me as a well-rounded actress, not just someone who plays in 'Turtle' movies.

It gives me real concern to observe ... that you should think it necessary to distinguish between my personal and public character, and confine your esteem to the former.

Earn the right to be proud and confident.

A gossip is one who talks to you about others; a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

Whoever cannot find a temple in his heart, the same can never find his heart in any temple.

A home kept to the end of display is impossible to all but a few women, and their success is dearly bought.

Most business models have focused on self interest instead of user experience. Those are the kinds of problems we solve to solve.

I'm not really rebellious. People think I am, but I'm not.