When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Nostalgia is the intimate refuge of every man and every woman in a world seemingly gone mad.

Reality ground my expectations into microscopic particles.

The secret of being happy is not longing for it!

Obamacare is collapsing... imploding Obamacare disaster.

You blame me for weeping, but how can I help it when you will not weep for yourselves, though your immortal souls are on the verge of destruction.

Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?

I knew nothing of the life of a real musician, of course, but somehow I seemed to see myself standing in front of great crowds of people, playing my accordion.

When people think of dance films, they don't really think of good stories.

I want a real take-home quality to the sermon, so I built the whole sermon series around the word grace, those five letters.

Use your imagination lovingly on behalf of another.