When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Betrayal and dishonor is usually an inside job. Keep it 'sucka-free', loved one!

My life wasn't beautiful and creative before I became politically active. My life was totally changed when I began to struggle.

I don't call myself a singer, I'm a voice, lent to music

Globalization really is a concrete, fundamental fact in everybody's lives, and you really see that come to life in soccer stadiums.

So he stalked her again. Love makes hunters of us all.

Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.

But the dreams of designing diplomats do not always prosper, and we must trust the future .

I'm terrified of performing live.

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

There is no such thing as a lazy person; he is either sick or uninspired.