When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire.

The great poets are full of bullshit. Love has nothing on hatred's capacity to give a man purpose.

The great regret of my life is that I didn't have children.

But people themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be observed in them for ever.

In Wisconsin, We're at the forefront of research that might one day bring cures for diseases like Parkinsons and Alzheimers, and we must seize its great potential.

An English criminal, you know is always better concealed in London than anywhere else.

Big companies have always needed and cooperated in areas where it made sense.

My eldest son, Jack, grew up with me as a 'part-time' dad.

I make it a personal rule never to do anything that I don't really care about. It is surprising how much this cuts out.

Whatever the field under discussion, those who engage in debate must not only believe in each other's good faith, but also in their capacity to arrive at the truth.