When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again.

Make every picture a #loveselfie and fill every moment with soul.

At the best of times, Father Bain's face resembled a clenched fist.

Maintaining my dignity is so important for me.

I hope you don't get known for nothing crazy, cause no man ever wants to hear those stories bout his lady.

I still feel that sincerity and realism are avant-garde, or can be, just as I did when I started out.

I believe that there's no improvement if you have an inferiority complex and victim mentality.

But just playing the partner of someone famous, I had a lot more freedom.

I think the president's quite comfortable being the underdog. I think he's happy to run this race from - as if he were behind the whole time.