When things are going good they just keep going good.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Pain is such a useful thing. It corrects us when we're wrong. It shapes our character. It teaches us that we're alive.

I finally wentwhere everyone goesand I realizedI wasnevermissingout.

Rule #3 - It's okay to believe yourself better than the rest of the planet, so long as you keep it to yourself.

The biggest barrier in communication is that tendency of listening to reply and not to understand.

The best part of every author is in general to be found in his book I assure you.

Was he a good father?"To their surprise, I shake my head and smile. "No, " I reply candidly. "He wasn't a good father, but he was a good man."Where Dad came from, that meant a great deal more.

We do what we are and we are what we do.

You don't really prepare for a kissing scene.

You are brave! For my sake, do not be rash!

Why is it offensive to portray a creep and a murderer as a homosexual, but totally acceptable to present him as a religious Christian?