When things go wrong, you'll find they usually go on getting worse for some time; but when things once start going right they often go on getting better and better.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The Sacred Word of God shall sanctifies us of any wretchedness.

There are enough blessings for everyone.

He was everything I never knew I was looking for.

A true friend pays attention without seeking it.

Other people imagined demons and monsters under the bed. Robert had actually seen them.

I've never worked during the summer. I take summers off.

The whole time we're traveling the world. You really mature. You're not just learning truth. The truth is changing you and maturing you.

The timelessness of art is its capacity to represent the transformation of endless becoming into being.

Jesus is God but he humbled himself to walk with us. He is our friend, our brother.

It does not matter how you came into the world, what matters is that you are here.