When today fails to offer the justification for hope, tomorrow becomes the only grail worth pursuing.

You don't choose to love. It chooses you.

Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive.

It is hardly complimentary to God that we should choose him as an alternative to hell.

When you're a black woman, you seldom get to do what you just want to do; you always do what you have to do.

Most people think everybody feels about them much more violently than they actually do; they think other people's opinions of them swing through great arcs of approval or disapproval.

I don't know if there's a lot of patience anymore. I think that could serve a lot of people.

Looks are deceiving," Risa says. "After all, when I first saw you I thought you looked reasonably intelligent.

I am a huge fan of the Black woman. I never hesitate to recommend her when times are bad or things go wrong.

You need to have an idea of those who are going to buy your products/services

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.