When told a script was full of old cliches: Let's have some new cliches.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

As long as we have faith in our own cause and an unconquerable will to win, victory will not be denied us.

You don't need a million dollar to start a business. You just need a simple idea to make Billions

Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

the Church will go on being a Royal Academy of Males.

The natural alone is permanent.

The originator of a new concept...finds, as a rule, that it is much more difficult to find out why other people do not understand him, than it was to discover the new truth.

I watch ESPN all day long.

Not knowing everything is all that makes it OK, sometimes.

I think Raymond is very honest about human relationships.

Before you can think out of the box, you have to start with a box