When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The fact that the federal government is the nation's greatest environmental villain has not stopped activists from reflexively turning to politicians to “protect the environment.”

Blood is thicker than water, but politics are thicker than blood.

Science is supposedly the method by which we stand on the shoulders of those who came before us. In computer science, we all are standing on each others' feet.

When you have four daughters, you learn to lose early and often.

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

A writer is unfair to himself when he is unable to be hard on himself.

Later it might see moronic, but at that time it all made perfect sense.

And scandal has a way of catching up with those who disregard its power.

We need to forget about mistakes and take the positives.

From whence it follows, that were the publique and private interest are most closely united, there is the publique most advanced.