When we Christians behave badly, or fail to behave well, we are making Christianity unbelievable to the outside world

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The bonds of family bind us up, support us, help us. And they are also a bond from which it is difficult, perhaps impossible to extricate oneself.

Where there is love there is life; where there is life there is hope.

Remember when you're out there trying to heal the sick, that you must always first forgive them.

You only stay in front by coming up with ideas your new competitors haven't thought of yet.

It pains me deeply to see members of my own party attempting to legislate women's health and contraception choices.

Some of us cling to our curses if we haven't anything better to cling to!

When there is no vision, people perish.

There should be at least a room or some corner where no one will find you and disturb you or notice you.

I'm a very outgoing guy when it comes to music and I like all kinds of sounds of music and genres of music.

I am not the sort of woman who would wear high heels with a bathing suit. Let's get that straight right now.