When we are old, our friends find it difficult to please us, and are less concerned whether we be pleased or not.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

The world is not fair. That's why it needs heroes.

The inevitable slip of time weighted on a man's soul.

I lead an introverted and boring life here in California.

Dedicate yourself to continuous personal improvement you are your most precious resource

There are a lot of other movies I've done multiple times, like Werewolf Of Washington, where I really get tired of watching it.

Don't confuse comfort with happiness.

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.

It might be arrogant to think that we're the only living creations in all of the solar systems that there are. Space is so vast

There's not much place for the loyalists - especially the loyalists who left - in standard American history.

We live not according to reason, but according to fashion.