When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

They judged me like they would judge themselves and that's what they could never understand, we are all human but we are not the same.

What is most decisive is God's Joy Project is not that we fully grasp it, but that our sovereign God fully grasps us.

It’s the uncertainty of being accepted that creates the drama in our lives.

Every man stamps his value on himself ... man is made great or small by his own will.

When public access to voting is impaired or when public confidence in voting is diluted, democracy suffers and our freedom is less secure.

ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.

Most women wish to feel that their spirit has been violated. Do they not, indeed, flatter themselves on never yielding save to force?

No man e'er felt the halter draw, With good opinion of the law.

Fear of the devil is one way of doubting God.

It's nice not to have the majority of the attention on me like there is when playing a concerto with an orchestra.