When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

Make me into anything, but just love me.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.

Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Behind every person there lies a story which makes them what they are. Many a time, the story isn’t known to anybody.

If any honor existed in war, it was in fighting to protect others from harm

Those focused on the future don't complain about their past

I've always wanted to race cars, ever since I was a young boy, as I think a lot of guys have.

Color is the fruit of life.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

Purists maintain that if you go to a baseball game you will almost always see something you have never seen before. Unfortunately, it usually takes place in the stands.

My soul seemed as foul as smoke from burning cat fur.

The shortstop is a perfectly conditioned athlete. You're running out on relays all the time. You're covering second base. On every pitch, you're moving.

Then imitate the action of the tiger; stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.