When we have told how things behave when they are electrified, and under what circumstances they are electrified, we have told all there is to know

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

An Honest politician will not be tolerated by a democracy unless he is very stupid ... because only a very stupid man can honestly share the prejudices of more than half the nation.

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have a paradise in a few years.

We have in fact, two kinds of morality, side by side: one which we preach, but do not practice, and another which we practice, but seldom preach.

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd.

Cruel men believe in a cruel god and use their belief to excuse their cruelty. Only kindly men believe in a kindly god, and they would be kindly in any case.

To be around family is to feel the possibility of growing roots again.

Poetry looking in the mirror sees art, and art looking in a mirror sings poetry.

If you sing a song, you never be sad.

Every woman needs a man.

If you have a problem, let it be because sometimes creating a solution can also create a problem

If success had come along when I was 17 it would either have killed me or sent me completely mad.

Many people in this world are still so identified with every thought that arises in their head. There is not the slightest space of awareness there.

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

Our conscience illuminated by the Holy Spirit as we search the Scriptures will show us in every circumstance the right way.

You can spend the entire second half of your life recovering from the mistakes of the first half.