When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

The next parent who Googles Is my 2-year-old gifted? should get a curt response: Your 2-year-old is a gift.

I love it when there’s nothingLeft to see but tiny spots of what’s still lightStories piercing the night.

When I was younger, I used to say, One day I'll be famous.

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.

The world is not so kind, people trap your mind.

I never got to see the '27 Yankees. Everyone says that was the greatest team ever. But I think it would've been a great series if we'd have had the chance to play them.

You know I had rather be laughed at than not to be noticed at all.

I like Paris. My problem is I don't like Parisians.

I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares, as opposed to ugly things. That's my intent.

Technology changes nothing.