When we need somebody haunted we investigate. When we investigate we do so noisily always.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.

What is true for you is what you have observed yourself. And when you lose that, you have lost everything.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today and you make your tomorrow.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe.

The test of true competence is the end result.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

Who is more foolish the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?

People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.

There is an authoritarian strain in all of Leftism-- because the bigger the government, the more it controls other peoples' lives

Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world.

Films have gotten leaner and leaner, cutting out all variations from the story line.

Failure is a stepping-stone to greatness.

My experience tells me the hard road is almost always the right road.

The only person I know, is the person I want to be

The wheel that squeaks gets the oil.