When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they'll wait for you forever pay attention to them and they always love you back.

Your parents don't give you much love, do they?' 'I don't need that stuff,' I told her. 'Henry, everybody needs love.' 'I don't need anything.' 'You poor boy.

I know a lot about health, wellness, and nutrition. I make my own kombucha. I'm clumsy.

I do not like to write - I like to have written.

The only hope lies in the fact that the American people - like people everywhere - are basically decent people with common sense.

We could raise prodigious cities and create nations, and explore the universe.

Old men when they begin to hear the last trumpet, on the morning breeze, often have a kind of absent-minded smile; like people listening. And their smiles are just politeness.

I don't feel that my life, my professional life, is married to a reliance upon Instagram.

Hate is a hole that exists in your heart; and the more that you hate, the more you fall apart.

I usually write my music on a piano, and I really enjoy performing that way, because that actually shows how the music was in my mind before it actually became an electronic song.