When we [the Braves] won the World Series in '95, I went nuts. I mean, that was my team.

If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?

It's an honor playing for Bobby Cox.

I'm a different hitter than Chipper Jones. He goes up looking for certain pitches to hit. I go up there looking for something over the plate and try to hit it hard.

A lot of people just thought I'd be a .260 hitter all my life. I was kind of like, 'Let me make some adjustments and let me learn the game a little bit.'

I think the thing I'm most excited about is the fact that I was able to, for the most part, change pitchers' mindsets about what kind of hitter I am.

I think if everyone is clean, then who cares about how you're tested?

One day, you're 11 games, 12 games out, and the next day you're in first!

I aspire to be an old man with an old wife laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.

He crossed his arms over his chest, "I don't get why you push everyone away.""This isn't the time to talk about this.""Should I set up an office visit?

Man can no more see the world than a fish can see the river bank.

There is no sin that will be left unpunished.

Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend.” - Laney

Friendship is something that creates equality and mutuality, not a reward for finding equality or a way of intensifying existing mutuality.

I write my programs primarily for myself.

The revenge of a guilty woman is implacable.

Donald Trump wasn't vying for the popular vote. He was vying for the Electoral College, as was Hillary Clinton. The only difference is he got over 300 electoral votes, and she did not.

It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to be oppressed by a majority.