When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

The more details, depth and thought you put into your ideas the more valuable they become.

Everyone gets broken. Everyone. Some grow stronger in those breaks. Others never recover.

Come forth into the light of things, let nature be your teacher.

It is also difficult to articulate the subtleties in cinema, because there aren't words or metaphors which describe many of the emotions you are attempting to evoke.

Restaurant Man is kind of the story, an unabridged story of what happened in my life, the good bad and ugly. Some people might glean some life lessons. It is honest, not written as a press release.

Relationships never end, because they're of the mind; only bodies can separate. When you're missing someone, know it just means that on a soul level they've come to visit.

The winds are nothing else but good or bad spirits. Hark! how the Devil is puffing and blowing.

... parents embarrass their children probably more than the other way around. I don't know why we should blush so hard for our parents -- we didn't rear them -- and yet we do.

I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can.

The true college will ever have but one goal - not to earn meat, but to know the end and aim of that life which meat nourishes.