When we weren't scratching each other's eyes out, we were making each other laugh harder than anyone else could.

Anything that gets you to release the stress in your life and really laugh is worthwhile. It can heal the planet. It truly can, and it actually has.

I was never in an episode of I LOVE LUCY!

Writing is making sense of life. You work your whole life and perhaps you've made sense of one small area.

Man needed to dream. Yes, he needed to believe in illusions, to aspire to something more than the miserable, hostile life that suffocated him.

Tattoos, after all, are a passionate, usually doomed assertion of mastery of your own destiny, or at least a defiant embrace of one that you cannot control.

My first vision of earth was water veiled. I am of the race of men and women who see all things through this curtain of sea and my eyes are the color of water.

The New York Times published the guest list on the front page. The masks were a brilliant concept.

It's not what I expected," he said. "They're far more organized than our intelligence had led us to believe.

The only way you get Americans to notice anything is to tax them or draft them or kill them.

I never considered a career in broadcasting, not even as a kid.

I've never been in a barroom brawl in my life. I just don't do such things