When will all the rhetorical questions end?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

In relationships... there are no failures. Just experiences.

The things we remember are what we hold on to. And what we hold on to becomes the story of our lives.

Strength is a matter of the made-up mind.

Love consists in desiring to give what is our own to another and feeling his delight as our own.

I never want to have that on my shoulders - I never want to be number one on the call sheet. That's a life that I don't want. I mean, I'm not ducking the responsibility.

Why is everyone telling me to do it? I already did it.

The mark of a good hitter is someone who hits the ball hard, often. And if you run into a few home runs, that's fine.

The effects of Twitter and Facebook and all those things on people's psychologies is a really interesting question to which nobody knows the answer.

The God of many men is little more than their court of appeal against the damnatory judgment passed on their failures by the opinion of the world.

I can't be a student. I always hated that lifestyle.